Duuuude.

In my alternative life I’d be tatted like Kat Von D.

I’d own one pair of nudies that I spent my last dime on, and I’d live in them.

I’d live in Paris, actually. Or somewhere in Brazil.

I’d have three boyfriends and a sugar daddy and I’d never get married.

I’d never wear a bra and I’d live in a classy little flat and iChat the people I love on my Mac.

[e - kisses]